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6月27日

randomness

 Quote: Carole Loftman an ordinary gal
what do we really know?
Sometime's we are so locked in our in our  great quest for knowledge & intelligence.
 
We waffle on beyond understanding & reason and end up with absolute nonsense
 
We then try to convince ourselve's that we really knew what we were on about.
 
 
In effect losing the original idea that could have had the simple answer
 
LIFE...
 ________________
 
I opened my eye's, I looked at the world,
I looked in the mirror, I felt the haste.
 
The reflection stared back at me
 
My mouth watered, and I felt my being.
My soul cried, I knew I was lost.
 
My heart died I knew the cost. 
 
Carole loftman http://iluv2cuhappy.spaces.live.com
5月2日

a friend sent this to me

As I've Matured...   

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in...


I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.



I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
jackasses.



I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. 


I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. 

 

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -
they are more screwed up than you
 think. 

 I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.


I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off. 


I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. 

 
 I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.    


 

  I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

 
  I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it. 

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.
 

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.
 

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working
in your house, one of your kids did it
 



I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity. 

 
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and
all the less important ones just never go away.
And the real pains in the ass are permanent.
 

 
Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it.
Who knows,maybe something good will happen.  If not...tough!


4月25日

There you go.....

100 randoms!
what do you always have on you?: keys
whats one thing you are always wearing?: panties
have you ever been upset over a guy?: yep
have you ever kissed a girl?: nope(are you sure?)
was it at a party in front of people?: male
ever been a friend with benefits?: yep
made out with a guy?: of course
more than that?: errr lived together
will you make the first move?: yep
ever gotten flowers from a guy?: yep
what about jewelry?: yep
stolen something from a friend?: nope
stolen something from a store?: yep hasn't everyoneat some point?
went on vacation with some friends?: yep f**king terrrible! Never again!
been to more than five states?: errr haven't done U.S.
had someone close to you die?: yep
seen someone die?: yep
do you have any secrets?: yep loads of em!
favorite cereal...: rice krispies
favorite ice-cream...: choc ice
ever done anything illegal?: mmmmm...no
ever throw a party?: yep
did cops come?: yep
ever done something really stupid?: yep! jumped from a window as a kid broke ankle....
considered a health freak?: yep
ever had to go to the principals office?: yep(heads) in England
are you innocent?: of course..we all are until proven guilty!
ever been called a bitch?: many times even by my Mother!
are you one?: Nope
ever been called a slut?: nope! smack anyone who tries to!
are you a liar?: nope
words you use a lot:: Thanks,arsehole,knob,idiot,Twat,etc
words you use a lot on AIM:: don't use
do you enjoy myspace?: yep
do you have secrets people would be surprised to know?: mmmm...maybe
are you in college?: nope
if so, do you like it?: not
do you have friends there?:
have you ever slept in bed with someone of the opposite sex?: yep
did it lead to more than sleeping?: wot like marriage????
ever sleep in a bed with someone of the same sex?: yep
what do you usually wear to sleep?: undies
do you like to party?: yep lots
what kind of drunk are you?: merry, funny,sober
what is your favorite food?: takeaway
beverage?: Tea
what are some favorite words?: sexy,love you,I miss you,will you marry me
worst personality trait?: indifference,some would say care to much
favorite music?: R n b
worst music...: Punk
do you like to shop?: yes
do you own expensive jeans?: did don't now...errrr WHY?!
do you love easily?: nope
do you trust easily?: yes
favorite place to be?: Home
ever taken a walk in the rain?: yes
do you like to dance!?: best dancer there is
but can you dance?: umm dunno so probably no...
what about sing...: yep best singer in the shower or lounge when no-ones about
ever been depressed?: have I indeed
ever thought of or considered suicide?: haven't we all at some point, even though we prentend to forget
ever been to a "head doctor"?: shrink,mmmmmm
most important things in your pocketbook?: cheques
are you a tease?: sometimes
are you a good driver?: yep very considerate
do you paint your toenails/fingernails?: yep sometimes
long distance relationships...: yep an austrailian
ever 'grinded' with a guy?: bumped & grinded...and got the engagement ring
danced with someone at a concert?: many, policemen,security, strangers & friends
where you kissed by someone random on the street?: yep, as above
do you do drugs?: NEVER
do you do well in school?: Did! & had brain
do you hate yourself?: sometimes but then love meself even more
do you have best friends?: yep
do you have best guy-friends?: loads of em
what are you fears?: spiders,
weaknesses?: lose confidence
did you ever meet anyone on myspace?: nope
do you like fruit or veggies?: veggies
hugs or kisses?: kisses
is this keeping you entertained?: nope, but it's only my life I'm wasting....
do you hate when surveys ask questions about themselves?: yep
do you like to swim?: very good swimmer
did you ever skinny dip?: only in me bath....or a sea-shore as child?
walk around naked?: mmm NOSY
swim naked?: nope
naked naked naked...: yep yep yep
have you been called crazy?: often
do you go through a lot of rolls of film?: yep
how well do you confide in people?: enough but only what I want people to know
does anyone know you realllyy well?: yep lots of people
do you cry often?: not if I can help it
would you say you are happy?: try to be
is something bothering you right now?: yep how astute your questions seem to be?
will it be solved soon?: What be solved soon?
ever went on a jet ski?: have I?
saw ocean wild life not in captivity?: yep
do you like cell phones?: love em
favorite meal?: my own version of Jalfriezi chicken
are you single?: mmmm that's my business....
 
http://iluv2cuhappy.spaces.live.com 
 Theme tune lyrics

Jamie! Jamie!
Jamie and the Magic Torch.
Down the helter skelter, faster and faster
towards Cuckoo Land.

Wordsworth! Wordsworth!
Following hard behind.
Ready for adventure, always there to lend a paw
...or hand!

Mr Boo and all the others too,
the strangest people you've ever seen.
And the torch with it's magical beam -
If I hadn't really been there
I'd think that I was dreaming!

Jamie! Jamie!
No two nights are the same.
And life is one long glorious game
with Jamie.
Jamie and the Magic Torch!
[Yeah! Switch On!]

http://caroleloftman.spaces.live.com

 

A man tells his boss he can't come into work

 today

because he has a headache. 

 

His boss replies

 "Do you know what I do when I get a headache?

 I have sex with my wife. Why don't you try it?"

 

The next day the man comes back to work

 and says "Thanks for the good advice!

 I feel much better.

His boss says

 "It's no problem, glad my advice helped."

Just as he's leaving

 

the man says

"By the way, you have a nice house."